Curse

Phoenix In Flames · Mar 02, 2008, 01:05 AM // 01:05

Okay, a friend and I got bored and decided to cast all of the heroes and main henchies, plus some other random characters. Some of the people we chose were either just because we thought they were funny or just because we'd like to see them in a movie.

Dunkoro = Danny Glover
Melonni = Gabrielle Union
Koss = Samuel L. Jackson
Tahlkora = Vanessa Williams
Sousuke = Keanu Reeves
Jin = Charlize Theron
General Morgahn = Morgan Freeman
Margrid = Queen Latifah
Master of Whispers = Gordon Liu
Prince Rurik = Jeff Foxworthy
Vassar = Orlando Bloom
Cynn = Scarlett Johansson
Mhenlo = Vin Diesel
Olias = Bruce Willis
Livia = Rihanna
Zhed Shadowhoof = CGI (voiced by Sean Connery)
Vekk = Andy Serkis with mocap suit (like Gollum)
Ogden Stonehealer = Danny DeVito
Jora = Milla Jovovich
Razah = The guy who played Data in Star Trek
Xandra = Christina Milan
Kahmu = Wesley Snipes
Anton = Brad Pitt
Pyre Fierceshot = Michael Chiklis
Norgu = William Shatner
Goren = Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Gwen = Linda Cardellini
Zenmai = Lucy Liu
Hayda = Halle Berry as Storm
Undead Lich = Ralph Fiennes
Vizier = Leonard Nimoy (+facial hair)
Shiro = Jet Li
Devona = Natalie Portman (just because)
Little Thom = Wilfred Brimley
Togo = Resurrected Pat Morita

Nevin · Mar 02, 2008, 02:32 AM // 02:32

Hah, I've yet to see someone with some a perspective that remains within the boundaries of reality.

The suggestion for Bruce Willis as Olias, is ultimately atrocious though. That man's name should not be used outside of serious pure win context.

Daenara · Mar 02, 2008, 05:39 AM // 05:39

Goldie Hawn for ... someone... Whenever I hear the term "B-Grade Actress" her face springs to mind.

Hailey Anne · Mar 02, 2008, 05:49 AM // 05:49

Will Ferril for any role cause its just one more movie that I would NOT watch.

Mesmer in Need · Mar 02, 2008, 05:55 AM // 05:55

Stephan = John Travolta.

N E D M · Mar 02, 2008, 08:53 AM // 08:53

Tahlkora = helena bonham carter
Vekk = CGI, same voice.
Prince Rurik = Jean Reno (for added pompousness)
more to come as i think of the "Perfect" roles

Numa Pompilius · Mar 02, 2008, 09:05 AM // 09:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hailey Anne

Will Ferril for any role cause its just one more movie that I would NOT watch.

Ah. Will Ferrel. Possibly the greatest anti-actor with paralyzed facial musculature of our time. Yes, he needs to be in this movie!
He'd complement Nick "it's not overacting if you're cute!" Cage and Ben "it's not overacting if you're me!" Stiller well.

You can't see me · Mar 02, 2008, 04:26 PM // 16:26

I wish we could cast Robin Williams somehow. That guy was great in his good days, and even better with his stand up.

Steboy93 · Mar 02, 2008, 04:28 PM // 16:28

Mike Myers as Norgu.

Malice Black · Mar 02, 2008, 09:30 PM // 21:30

Too many good actors being cast. GW would be a B-Movie at best.

Think Vin Diesel, Steven Segal etc

Linksys · Mar 02, 2008, 10:04 PM // 22:04

I'd cast Rosie O'Donnell as the roasted pig in Yak's Bend.

Numa Pompilius · Mar 02, 2008, 10:36 PM // 22:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malice Black

Too many good actors being cast. GW would be a B-Movie at best.

Think Vin Diesel, Steven Segal etc

TBH, I'd say they're Royal Shakespearians compared to Ben Stiller, Nick Cage, and,Will Ferrell.

Especially Will Ferrell. He's like Robert Mitchum, only less cheerful.

Well, maybe not Segal, on second thought.

acerbity · Mar 02, 2008, 10:36 PM // 22:36

michael jordan as kanaxai

Cale Roughstar · Mar 02, 2008, 10:49 PM // 22:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malice Black

Too many good actors being cast. GW would be a B-Movie at best.

Think Vin Diesel, Steven Segal etc

Could we go for a Golden Raspberry if we added Stallone?
Dear god, can you imagine him as Rurik? Haulin ass through the shiverpeaks to the tune of "Eye of the Tiger". Would be almost as bad/amazing as Snakes on a Plane.